Ham Prophets 2023 Recipe Book

Welcome, Mortal!

Here, you shall find the ancient wisdom of the Ham Prophets, a secretive society of culinary masters who have unlocked the secrets of the perfect ham.

• Glazed and Confused (Glazed hams for the modern era)
• Prophet of the Pit (The art of slow-cooking hams)
• Sacred Ham Sacrifices (The forbidden art of cooking hams on a Tuesday)